Τα 25 καλύτερα τραγούδια με άσεμνους στίχους

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

03/09/2016 @ 23:18

Στην τελευταία ψηφοφορία του περιοδικού Ultimate Guitar, οι αναγνώστες του ανέδειξαν τα 25 καλύτερα τραγούδια με άσεμνους στίχους.

Αφαιρώντας τις ψήφους που πήρε το «οποιοδήποτε τραγούδι των Anal Cunt», καθώς και το κλασικό "Uncle Fucker" που ακούγεται στο South Park, την κορυφή κατέκτησε το εμβληματικό "Killing In The Name" των Rage Against The Machine, ένα από τα πιο αναγνωρίσιμα rock τραγούδια όλων των εποχών. Στη δεύτερη θέση έρχονται οι comedy rockers Tenacious D και το άσμα τους, "Fuck Her Gently". Το χάλκινο μετάλλιο πήγε στους πρωτοπόρους του gangsta rap N.W.A. για το "Fuck The Police".

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25. Body Count - KKK Bitch

 I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though, 
 I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she fucks me though, 
 I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad, 
 I I I love my KKK bitch, mutha fuck her dear old dad.


24. Steve Vai - Fuck Yourself

 Fuck yourself with a rubber hose 
 Stick it in your mouth and down your throat 
 Up your nose and in your heinie hole 
 I don't care where it goes 
 And it don't matter if you're straight or gay You should fuck yourself anyway 
 Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say 
 But I know you, you'll be humpin' away 
 Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose 
 If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole 
 Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll 
 Everyone will know you've been to this show 
 If you can't take, eat my stool 
 Masturbate with some crazy glue 
 I don't care what you do 
 Fock yourself with a garden tool 
 Fuck yourself with politics 
 Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit 
 I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born 
 It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that long 
 Fuck yourself with the world wide web 
 Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed 
 You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy 
 Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly 
 Fuck yourself with your heart and soul 
 Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you 
 If you can't even fuck yourself, 
 How ya gonna fuck somebody else? 
 Fuck yourself with my microphone 
 I'll give it to you later when we're all alone 
 We can turn it up loud 
 And see if you come, but 
 Don't get your jizz on my microphone 
 Fuck yourself with organized religion 
 Now that is some seriously sinnin' business 
 If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes 
 He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time 
 And can someone explain to me this racist crap 
 I know it isn't white, but it isn't black 
 And to all you people who only see things your way 
 Well, you can suck my dick and take all day 
 Fuck your nose with a pound of blow 
 Watch your money get up and go 
 but when you burnt your brain and you say 
 I don't know! 
 I hate to tell you but I told you so 
 Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise 
 I mean, stuff those albums in your groin 
 They come down on me because I know how to play - 
 Hey... fuck you! 
 Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone 
 Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes 
 Now those people think they're holier than Moses 
 But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers 
 Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry 
 I won't tell, I ain't a stooly 
 If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby 
 Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie 
 Fuck yourself with the latest fashion 
 With your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttons 
 And if you happen to have some leather and lace 
 Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face 
 Fuck yourself with your income tax 
 They're fucking you and that's a fact 
 Before you know it your money's all spent 
 And you've just been fucked by the government 
 Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend 
 You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end 
 I have been so fucked by legal bills 
 That my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills 
 Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater 
 With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter 
 With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks 
 Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think 
 Those of you who enjoy this song 
 Thank you thank you, I love you 
 Let's get it on 
 But for those of you who are totally outraged 
 Fuck yourself with your face 


23. Disturbed - Down With the Sickness

 (And when I dream) [x4] 
 No mommy, don't do it again 
 Don't do it again 
 I'll be a good boy 
 I'll be a good boy, I promise 
 No mommy don't hit me 
 Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy? 
 Don't do it, you're hurting me 
 Why did you have to be such a bitch 
 Why don't you, 
 Why don't you just fuck off and die 
 Why can't you just fuck off and die 
 Why can't you just leave here and die 
 Never stick your hand in my face again bitch 
 FUCK YOU 
 I don't need this shit 
 You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore 
 How would you like to see how it feels mommy 
 Here it comes, get ready to die 


22. Metallica - The Unnamed Feeling

 Get the fuck out of here 
 I just wanna get the fuck away from me 
 I rage, I glaze, I hurt, I hate 
 I hate it all, why? Why? Why me? 

 

21. Strapping Young Lad - You Suck

 Tell us how much they fucking suck! 
 HELL YEAH THEY FUCKING SUCK! 
 You and your band you fucking suck! 
 HELL YEAH YOU FUCKING SUCK! 
 I don't give a fuck you fucking fuck! 
 HELL YEAH YOU FUCKING SUCK! 
 Come on tell me how much we fucking suck 
 HELL YEAH YOU FUCKING SUCK! 
 Hell yeah we fucking suck! 
 Hell yeah we fucking suck! 
 Oh fuck us all! 


20. Clawfinger - Nigger

 Goddamn my man you see I can't understand 
 Why you wanna say Nigger to your brother man 
 Taking black pride then you call yourself a Nigger 
 Don't bring yourself down 'cause it just don't figure 
 Take a look at yourself and your history 
 You don't look like a goddamn Nigger to me 
 It's a negative word and the white man made it 
 Gave you a name to dominate and trade it 
 Making blood money of his very own race man 
 And all of this because the color of your face man

Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
 

19. Pink Floyd - Not Now John

 Fuck all that we've got to get on with these 
 Got to compete with the wily Japanese 
 There's too many home fires burning 
 And not enough trees 
 So fuck all that 
 We've got to get on with these 
 Can't stop lose job mind gone silicon 
 What bomb get away pay day make hay 
 Break down need fix big six 
 Clickity click hold on oh no brrrrrrrrrring bingo! 
 Make em laugh make em cry make em dance in the aisles 
 Make em pay make em stay make em feel OK 


18. Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood

 Swollen with liquid 
 Ready to burst 
 A load of my lymph 
 Will quench this dead body's thirst 
 One month in the grave 
 twisted and half decayed 
 She turned a putrid yellow 
 I pissed in her maggot filled asshole 

 Fucking the rotting 
 My semen is bleeding 
 The smell of decay 
 Seeps from her genital cavity 

 The smell was unbearable 
 As I unburied her 
 I cum blood from my erection 
 I feel it run 
 Down her throat, swallow 
 Eyes glassy and vacant 
 Body dug up to play with 
 Skin greasy and naked 
 Tonguing her rotted anus 

 I need a live woman 
 To fill with my fluid 
 A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill 
 Her body exceptional 
 She thought I was normal 
 But I wanted more 

 I came blood inside of her 
 Chocking on the clot 
 Gagging on the snot 
 Gushing blood, from her mouth 
 Bloody gel leaking out 
 Body buried in a shallow grave 
 Unmarked for none to find 
 The sickness I have left behind 
 Undetected go my crimes 
 The greatest thrill of my life 
 To slit my own cock with a knife 

 Violent, climax 
 Serging serum 
 on my skin 

 Back from the dead 
 I am resurrected 
 To spew, putrefaction 


17. Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn

 Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy, 
 I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high, 
 I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly, 
 But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried', 
 Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye, 
 But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine, 
 Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie, 
 I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie, 
 The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, 
 The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, 
 The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, 
 We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn, 
 Burn motherfucker burn. 


16. Lamb of God - Laid to Rest

 Smother another failure, lay this to rest. 
 Console yourself, you're better alone 
 Destroy yourself, see who gives a fuck 
 Absorb yourself, you're better alone 
 Destroy yourself, see who gives a fuck. 
 Failure. 
 If there was a day I could live, if there was a single breath I could take 
 I'd trade all the others away. 


15. Frank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down

Hey, there people I'm Bobby Brown, 
 They say I'm the cutest boy in town! 
 My car is fast, my teeth are shiny, 
 So tell all the girls they can kiss my Heine! 
 Here I am at a famous school, 
 I present sharp and I'm acting cool. 
 I've got a cheerleader here wants to help 
 With my paper let her do all the work 
 And maybe later I rape her! 

 Oh, god I am the American dream 
 I do not think I'm too extreme 
 And I'm a handsome son of a bitch, 
 I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich! 
 (Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good..) 

 Women's liberation 
 Came creeping all across the nation. 
 I tell you, people, I was not ready 
 When I fucked this Dyke by the name of Freddie! 
 She made a little speech then, 
 Oh she tried to make me say when... 
 She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, 
 I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots to quick! 
 Oh, god I am the American dream, 
 But now I smell like Vaseline 
 And I'm a miserable son of a bitch 
 Am I a boy or a lady I don't know which! 
 (I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder) 

 So I went out and bought me a leisure suit 
 I'm jingling my change but I'm still kind cute. 
 Got a job, doing radio promo, 
 And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo! 
 Eventually me and a friend, 
 Sort of drifted along into S&M 
 I can take about an hour of the tower of power, 
 As long as I get my little golden shower. 

 Oh, god I am the American dream, 
 Put a spindle in my butt till it makes me scream 
 And my name is Bobby Brown, 
 Watch me now, I'm going down. 
 And my name is Bobby Brown, 
 Watch me now, I'm going down. 
 And my name is Bobby Brown, 
 Watch me now, I'm going down. 


14. Slipknot - People = Shit

 Come on down and see the idiot right here 
 Too fucked to beg and not afraid to care 
 Whats the matter with calamity anyways? 
 Right? get the fuck out of my face 
 Understand I cant feel anything 
 it isn't like I wanna sift through the decay 
 I feel like a wound 
 And like I got a fucking gun against my head 
 You live when I'm dead 

 One more time motherfucker 

 Everybody hates me now so fuck it 
 Blood's on my face and my hands don't know why,I'm not afraid to cry 
 But that's none of your business 
 Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around 
 So I can spit in his face 
 I wanna leave without a trace 
 Get out, I don't want to die in this place 

 People=shit 
 People=shit (what you gonna do) 
 People=shit (cuz I'm not afraid of you) 
 People=shit (I'm everything you'll never be) 
 People=shit 


13. Alice in Chains - Man in the Box

 I'm the man in the box 
 Buried in my shit 
 Won't you come and save me, save me 

 Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut? 
 Jesus Christ, deny your maker 
 He who tries, will be wasted 
 Feed my eyes now you've sewn them shut 


12. Limp Bizkit - Hot Dog

 Ain't it a shame that you can't say 'Fuck' 
 Fuck's just a word 
 And it's all fucked up 
 Like a fucked up punk 
 With a fucked up mouth 
 A nine inch nail 
 I'll get knocked the fuck out 
 Fucked up aids 
 From fucked up sex 
 Fake ass titties 
 On a fucked up chest 
 We're all fucked up 
 So whatcha wanna do? 
 We fucked up me 
 And fucked up you 


11. Guns N' Roses - It's So Easy

 I see your sister in her 
 Sunday dress 
 She's out to please 
 She pouts her best 
 She's out to take 
 No need to try 
 She's ready to make 

 It's so easy, easy 
 When everybody's tryin' to 
 Please me, baby 
 It's so easy, easy 
 When everybody's tryin' to 
 Please me 


10. Blink-182 - Fuck a Dog

 [Tom] 
 I want to fuck a dog in the ass 

 [Mark] 
 He wants to fuck a dog in the ass 

 [Tom] 
 I wanna fuck a dog 
 That's right kids. 

 I tried to fuck your mom in the ass 
 Tried to fuck your dad in the ass 
 could only find the dog....and his ass 

 [Mark and Tom] 
 we wanna fuck a dog in the ass 
 we wanna fuck a dog in the ass 
 we wanna fuck a dog 

 [Tom] 
 I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass 

 [Mark] 
 Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur 

 [Tom] 
 Tried to fuck a fucking pirate 
 but I've found the dog 

 [Mark, in Mexican accent] 
 Ah that was no pirate man that was thine own sister 

 [Music stops] 

 [Mark] 
 It's a Mexican pirate 

 [Mark and Tom] 
 We want to fuck a dog in the ass 
 We want to fuck a dog in the ass 
 Wanna fuck a fucking dog 

 [Mark] 
 Fuck you 


9. System of a Down - Fuck the System

 War! 
 Fuck the system! 
 War! 
 Fuck the system! 
 Fuck the system!! 
 War! 
 Fuck the system! 
 War! 


8. The Doors - The End

Mother, I want to... 


7. Pantera - Fucking Hostile

 Almost every day 
 I see the same face 
 On broken picture tube 
 It fits the attitude 
 If you could see yourself 
 You put you on a shelf 
 Your verbal masturbate 
 Promise to nauseate 
 Today I'll play the part of non-parent 
 Not make a hundred rules 
 For you to know about yourself 
 Not lie and make you believe 
 What's evil is making love 
 And making friends 
 And meeting God you're own way 
 The right way 


6. Tool - Ænema

 Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A. 
 The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. 
 Any fucking time. Any fucking day. 
 Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay. 


5. Nine Inch Nails - Closer

 You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you 
 You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you 
 Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell 
 Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself 
 I want to fuck you like an animal 
 I want to feel you from the inside 
 I want to fuck you like an animal 
 My whole existence is flawed 
 You get me closer to God 
 You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings 
 You can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything 
 Help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell 
 Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else 
 I want to fuck you like an animal 
 I want to feel you from the inside 
 I want to fuck you like an animal 
 My whole existence is flawed 
 You get me closer to god 

 Through every forest, above the trees 
 Within my stomach, scraped off my knees 
 I drink the honey inside your hive 
 You are the reason I stay alive 


4. Anti-Nowhere League - So What?

 So fucking what! 

 Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton 
 I've been to Eastbourne too 
 So what, so what 
 And I've been here, I've been there 
 I've been every fucking where 
 So what, so what 
 So what, so what, you boring little cunt 

 Well, who cares, who cares what you do 
 Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you 

 Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach 
 I've even sucked an old man's cock 
 So what, so what 
 And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat 
 I rammed my cock right down its throat 
 So what, so what 
 So what, so what, you boring little fuck 

 Well, who cares, who cares what you do 
 And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you 

 And I've drunk that, I've drunk this 
 I've spewed up on a pint of piss 
 So what, so what 
 I've had scank, I've had speed 
 I've jacked up until I bleed 
 So what, so what 
 So what, so what, you boring little cunt 

 Well, who cares, who cares what you do 
 Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you 

 A-hahaha! 

 Yeah! 

 I've had crabs, I've had lice 
 I've had the clap and that ain't nice 
 So what, so what 
 I've fucked this, I've fucked that 
 I've even fucked a school girl's twat 
 So what, so what 
 So what, so what, you boring little fuck 

 Well, who cares, who cares what you do 
 And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you 

 So fucking what! 
 Yeah 


3. N.W.A - Fuck the Police

 Fuck the police coming straight from the underground 
 A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown 
 And not the other color so police think 
 they have the authority to kill a minority 
 Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one 
 for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun 
 to be beating on, and thrown in jail 
 We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell 
 Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager 
 with a little bit of gold and a pager 
 Searching my car, looking for the product 
 Thinking every nigga is selling narcotics 
 You'd rather see, me in the pen 
 than me and Lorenzo rolling in a Benz-o 
 Beat a police out of shape 
 and when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape 
 To tape off the scene of the slaughter 
 Still getting swoll off bread and water 
 I don't know if they fags or what 
 Search a nigga down, and grabbing his nuts 
 And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none 
 But don't let it be a black and a white one 
 Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top 
 Black police showing out for the white cop 
 Ice Cube will swarm 
 on ANY motherfucker in a blue uniform 
 Just cause I'm from, the CPT 
 Punk police are afraid of me! 
 HUH, a young nigga on the warpath 
 And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath 
 of cops, dying in L.A. 
 Yo Dre, I got something to say 


2. Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

 This is a song for the ladies 
 But fellas listen closely 
 You don't always have to fuck her hard 
 In fact sometimes that's not right to do 
 Sometimes you've got to make some love 
 And fucking give her some smoochies too 
 Sometimes ya got to squeeze 
 Sometimes you've got to say please 
 Sometime you've got to say hey 
 I'm gonna Fuck you softly 
 I'm gonna screw you gently 
 I'm gonna hump you sweetly 
 I'm gonna ball you discreetly 
 And then you say hey I bought you flowers 
 And then you say wait a minute sally 
 I think I got somethin in my teeth 
 Could you get it out for me 
 That's fucking teamwork 
 What's your fave posish? 
 That's cool with me 
 It's not my favorite 
 But I'll do it for you 
 What's your favorite dish? 
 I'm not gonna cook it 
 But I'll order it from Zanzibar 
 And then I'm gonna love you completely 
 And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly 
 And then I'll fucking bone you completely 
 But then I'm gonna fuck you hard 
 Hard 


1. Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name

 FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!!!

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